Bring a large pot of salted water to a boil. Cut cauliflower into florets then add to boiling water and cook 8 to 10 minutes or until easily stabbed with a fork.
To Steam
Place in a steamer basket over simmering water for 15 minutes
To make Faux-taytoes
Drain the cooked cauliflower very well. The secret to good faux-taytoes is getting the cauliflower quite dry by letting steam escape before you mash.
Using a potato masher or a hand mixer, mash the cooked cauliflower with the cream cheese and season to taste with salt and pepper.
Notes
I usually use a potato masher to blend this recipe but you can also use a hand mixer. That certainly speeds up the process.